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Terrorists may have plan to ride outside bike lanes
WASHINGTON DC Director of Homeland Security Tom Ridge today issued an Elevated Condition Yellow alert to transportation agencies in 23 US metropolitan areas warning that terrorists from Osama bin Laden's Al Qaeda organization may be planning to ride bicycles outside bicycle lanes or possibly even on streets with no bike lanes at all. "One can not help but have the feeling that we are dealing with a class of sub-humans when we contemplate the possibility of an attack of this nature on innocent motorists," said Ridge, "This may be the big response we knew would be coming. God bless America."